me duele la piel

I'm never going to the beach again.

For some people, a dangerous lifestyle includes driving fast, smoking, and having unprotected sex.

Myself, on the other hand, I consider a dangerous lifestyle to include listening to loud music and pretending the sun doesn't exist.

My torso looks like a dog applied sunscreen with its paws and licked off half into the shape of a palm tree.

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